if anyone ever conclusively finds
the real mccoy murphy
behind this law,
i'd be surprised.
i have a suspicion there is no such man
and i'll come to find out
that i've spent
one too many minutes of my life
harboring animosity
towards
an imaginary figure
of speech.
i totally just re-injured my sprained ankle.
tripped,
and mistakenly kicked a dutch oven.
nice.
thanks a lot,
murphy.
